Ass-Tastic

1. Woke up at 6:00 am, presumably with enough sleep, but I felt totally wiped-out.
2. I
   was dealing with all sorts of coding, CNAME, blog template tweaking,
   email hell.  AllPurposeModel.com is unreachable at the time of this
   post.
3. I had massive artist’s block on the text-only back
   side of a one-color business card for… (insert your mocking laughter
   here…) an insurance rep.  Needless to say, creativity was pretty sad
   most of the day.
4. I almost forgot to mail my paperwork for my last TMT promo (which was already late by three days…) again.
5. Loki
   and I went to McDonald’s because we didn’t want to look at the kitchen
   after canning 15 pounds of tomatoes (I shit you not) the night before
   and making an elaborate dinner.
6. I went to pick-up my cool
   new newspaper-powered barbecue grill from Freecycle.  I arrived over an
   hour late, thanks to St. Cloud and Sauk Rapids’ Erisian entertainment
   that passes for detour signs during road construction.  The woman
   didn’t have a cell phone.  I wrote down the wrong number, but still
   managed to get a hold of her spouse.  No cool little grill ’till this
   weekend.
7. I forgot to bring my free oil change card to the
   service center at the car dealership.  Needless to say, my car is
   incredibly late for its oil change and that won’t happen until Monday.
8. My office looks like a tornado struck, and Gypsy won’t be able to clean until next week.
9. Gypsy
   was going to treat me to ice cream, but those plans went awry.  I had
   to go back to Rice, because the USAF Promo did go through and I to get
   everything done by TONIGHT.
10. Because of the USAF Promo, I
    have to wake up by 5:00 am tomorrow.  Also, I won’t get to proof a
    major printing project that’s due ASAP until Monday.
11. I still need to wax and shave… and pack.

What do I think of today?  This songs says it all: